situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.

man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-

by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022

farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.

I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.

by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009

fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."

A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism

by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016

Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.

Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!

by ImCarterTHof January 11, 2014

famting

A famting is very fine specimen who supports Chelsea. This young guy is a swing man who is always up for a scrap. They are a nice and a loyal friend. That also like Huddersfield, this fam ting is to be approached with caution until offered a Swiss log.

Dam son that’s a pretty swing famting

by Bigboyyeezy November 6, 2019

Fanging

1. To desire something greatly; to need badly.

2. To be moving at outrageous speeds

1."Hey Bob, come out for a smoke?" "Hell yeah, I'm fanging, dude".

2."So we were fangin' down the freeway when Jimmy dropped the bong in the backseat."

by RealBadMike December 20, 2007