fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.

please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.

by fannysplatter February 9, 2010

Fanny Shat

A term used to describe giving birth.

Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!

Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!

Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary

Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.

by BournetoKill February 1, 2013

fanny shavings

The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch

Do you have any Baccy mate?

Yeah only fanny shavings

by twhitmee January 11, 2018

Fanny split

When a girl has her hair in a middle parting

Abby:Omg Sharon did you see Ella's hair today

Sharon:Ye lol fanny split

by Mirrormaddness May 15, 2015

Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

fanny skimmer

an extremely short skirt

Oh my God! Look what Courtney is wearing! Can you say fanny skimmer!?

by vomoto September 24, 2006

fanny stamp

stamp applied to those who have acted ina foolish manner - ACCOMPANIED BY BEING SMACKED ON FOREHEAD BY FRIEDNS FIST AND SCREAMING 'FANNY STAMP!!'

what was that? 'fanny stamp!!'

by bopbop June 11, 2004