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fairweather coffee friend

Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.
Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
by C713 October 2, 2010
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fairweather friend

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by ..... September 21, 2004
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fairweather

A dude that thinks the way to a womans heart is to follow them around like some kind of pathetic emotionally attached lapdog, then when they become friends with him proceed to try his own version of sex, which is a collection of retarded noises/inserting said spasticated hand into their meat curtain, then blaming all of that on his obvious 'loose screw' then proceeding to follow them around at school wearing his famous ankle swingers and poking his oversised nose into other peoples business/private areas, which then results in an army of people breaking said nose and he then crawls back on all fours (or as we know it, 'fairweather shuffle') to some other girl which has sympathy for him, then repeats until is murdered.
guy 1: hey that charles guy is a fairweather

girl 1: i know.. he tried to rape me once :(

guy 2: fuck that shit, lets break his nose!

girl 1: yeah!

girl 2: don't guys he's really sweet! D:

guy 1: sweet until he's got his whole hand inside you..
by lukepearcey August 18, 2012
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FireWater

African American slang for Hennessy, made popular by rappers in the later 90s, (i.e. Henny)
"Get Dano's lame ass over here and tell him we got some FireWater in the trunk"
by ShawnAnderson June 5, 2015
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Fagwater

A plastic bag of water, often found in 3rd world countries.
Literal: Yo John pass me a fagwater would you?
Derogatory: Yo Josh, stop being a fagwater!
by Fagwarr April 25, 2011
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Firewater

A way to describe the greatness of a cookie and the wetness.
That Cookie must be some firewater.
by TheGreatCc January 29, 2019
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Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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