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FAILEO

1. an act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful; lack of success
2. nonperformance of something due, required, or expected
3. a subnormal quantity or quality; an insufficiency
4. deterioration or decay, esp. of vigor, strength, etc.
5. a condition of being bankrupt by reason of insolvency.
6. a becoming insolvent or bankrupt
7. a person or thing that proves unsuccessful


Usually said in place of "Fail" in a conversation. In order to be used correctly, it's said in all caps as so: FAILEO.
1. His effort ended in faileo. The campaign was a faileo.
2. a faileo to do what one has promised; a faileo to appear.
3. the faileo of crops.
4. The faileo of her health made retirement necessary.
6. the faileo of a bank.
7. He is a faileo in his career. The cake is a faileo.

Another example:

Leo wai u do dat? FAILEO.
by Novelty J January 2, 2009
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Farleyfied

1. To satisfy an old lady with great service.

2. To pleasure an old lady uncontrollably.

3. To leave young women feeling violated.
Holy shit I've just been Farleyfied!!!

'Lady walks out of a room all hot and flustered' - I've just been Farleynated
by kaardon July 27, 2011
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Failenn

Faillenn is an irish unisex name but mostly girls have it and it means young wolf and superiority; descended from a ruler,

An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
Failenn is the bomb.
by jabjab January 10, 2013
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Failed Suicide

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi May 8, 2018
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failybinsatic

Noun: A state of feeling in which one is excited, but knows that they will not be as excited when the time comes. To know that one is going to be let down, but still maintaining excitement leading up to the event.

Don't take this sexually.
She was feeling failybinsatic for the upcoming night, knowing that they would just sit around the house again; but still looking foward to seeing the people.
by Ellie Shmip April 23, 2010
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Failenoscopy

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera
I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.
by Momma_1 July 1, 2019
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failed abortion

lol me
by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020
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