fag hag

Proper Noun: Typically, this title is bestowed to an ugly and/or fat girl who has been systematically rejected by nearly all non-gay males for a significant portion of her life.

To those who do not fit the aforementioned demographic, some other psychological or emotional problem has likely manifested itself, causing normal romantic developments with non gay males to become problematic at best.

To counteract this state of affairs, the fag hag attaches herself to homosexual males (normally of the extreme flamer variety). Psychosocial data suggests that this is a passive relationship that begins out of fear of rejection, but can often progress to full blown dementia, dullusional or irrational behavior patterns, or obsessive compulsion.

Though not an officially recognized neurological or psychological disorder by the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), hundreds of case studies documenting the behavior have been submitted to the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association for further review.

As of this writing (NOV 2010), no official response has been issued by these governing bodies, but many speculate that fear of social stigma or notions of political correctness have acted as a significant barrier to further study.
Psychiatrist: "So how long have you been acting as a fag hag"?

Patient: "I am not a fag hag, and that term offends me. I just choose to surround myself with only gay men. Your obviously nothing but a homophobe. It is you who have the problem......"
by JonesPsyche November 30, 2010
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Female that enjoys the company of homosexual males.
Grace is Will's fag hag.
by qlob April 13, 2003
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Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.
Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
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A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.
by Michael June 15, 2004
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a gay man's best female friend. i high honor granted to a gay amn's best female friend...A GAY MAN'S FEMALE FRIEND/KINDRED SPIRIT..WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM AND IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT SHE IS HIS FRIEND NO MATTER WHERE OR WHO SHE IS WITH...
I HAVE HAD MY FAG HAG FOR ALMOST 22 YEARS NOW.. YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU HAVE A FAG HAG ESPECIALLY IF EHR NAME IS CYNTHIA GILMORE AND IS FROM LYON MOUNTAIN NEW YORK,,,,I LOVE YOU
by kindred spirit July 20, 2008
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a woman who finds friendship in a gay man or gay men.
My girl Heather D. has got to be the best fag hag in the whole wide world.

Grace from Will and Grace is a role model to any young women out there hoping to be a fag hag.
by ANDREW the GREAT :) May 26, 2006
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A woman who happens to have a large collection of gay males for friends.
by ohmywrd May 17, 2009
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