2 definitions by Spanky McGee
An adjective used to describe a man with large hairy genitals who has a fetish for having oral performed on him directly after anal sex. Also known as being a Bestic
by Spanky McGee October 14, 2004
a heterosexual female who wastes way too much time time, energy, and empathy on gay men. she'll typically fall in love with him only to eventual be disappointed, she's usually self-righteous in regards to assuming that because her twink thinks like her, then that would mean he's superior to a sraight man.....Fucking confused!!!
Helen wishes all men would be more like Bruce... because then it would make having sexual relationships with men much easier... but since she's not having sex with Bruce because he's too cock-crazed, perhaps she's yet another emotionally confused girl who wants to change the world before she understands it...throw a stone in any direction and you'll hit one...
by Spanky McGee January 18, 2004