Freudian Quit

When you press the wrong keyboard shortcut, causing you to quit the current application, particularly when that application is a distraction, as if your brain is suggesting that you get back to work.

I must have better things to do. I just freudian quit IRC.

by jbradforddillon September 2, 2013

Freudian Spell Check

When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.

I meant to text my friend that she should go to the U2 concert with me because it would be a "great" time. Spell check changed it to "grey" time. That Freudian Spell Check is pretty smart.

by The Original Tankboy August 2, 2017

Freudian Nightmare

When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...

Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"

"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".

by GrammarGeek July 17, 2015

freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.

ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.

by elizzangel January 23, 2009

freudian spellcheck

That awkward moment when your spellcheck knows what you wanted to say better than you do...

I was trying to type something "annually" about these two guy best friends and my spellcheck suggested "anally" .... freudian spellcheck!

by sleepysound May 24, 2012

Freudian Misdial

You meant to call somebody and absent-mindedly call someone else. Usually the person you keep thinking about.

Its a freudian slip on phone dialpad.

Last night I Freudian misdialled my crush instead of my mom.

by Suaveitsme August 29, 2010

Freudian Portmanteau

When a Freudian Slip occurs whitin a single word and it forms a new word out of two or more words that previously existed separately.

Freudian Portmanteau: "These Notifuckations won't go away!"

by WhyteBeard August 12, 2016