Facepalmable Offense

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm

Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.

by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

Facepalm

The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*

by Timnus December 31, 2010

*facepalm*

The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish

Person 1: MUSHLOOM!

Person 2: *facepalm*

by face meets palm May 2, 2006

facepalm

The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.

Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Seungsation April 26, 2008

Facepalm

When something happens that is the most disappointingly stupid thing to say or do ; Words cannot express the patheticness of anything that deserves a facepalm.

Guy 1: I made a fake facebook account to talk to my ex about me.

Guy 2: *Facepalm*

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by Capt. Palmface December 20, 2010

Facepage

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.

Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.

by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

faceplause

An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.

*discussion of rain cycle* Girl: "Oh, like, real rain?" *faceplause*

by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009