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iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009
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Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot
JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
by TeaKB December 8, 2009
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I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!
by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
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shit-facebooked

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
by jeatags May 9, 2009
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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
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Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper May 28, 2012
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Fakebooker

A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.
"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
by maspito April 25, 2009
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