Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009
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1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.
Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.
2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.
3. An idiot
1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.
Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.
2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.
3. An idiot
JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"
Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
by TeaKB December 8, 2009
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an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
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Get the shit-facebooked mug.Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
Get the two-facebooked mug.1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper May 28, 2012
Get the Facebooker Hooker mug.A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.
"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."
"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"
by maspito April 25, 2009
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