face time

recieving head from a girl

my girlfriend likes to give me face time

by xplot June 22, 2003

face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 31, 2005

face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008

face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"

by IeatEGGSaLOT October 30, 2011

Face Time Virgin

Face Time is having met Donnie Wahlberg (or also another memer of New Kids On The Block) in real life.

The expression Face Time originated last year when New Kids On The Block started their reuinion and Donnie Wahlberg said that he wanted to give his fans face time. Someone who has not gotten Face Time from Donnie (or any of the other New Kids) is consequently a Face Time Virgin

I went to a New Kids On The Block concert but I did not get to meet Donnie Wahlberg outside, so I am still a Face Time Virgin

by Wicked tumbleweed July 21, 2009

Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011