front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>

The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>

The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!

some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025

facefro

1. facial hair that can be picked out like an afro

2. a fro'd out beard

"I gotta pick out my facefro."

"I see you're growin out the facefro."
"Yeah, I haven't shaved in a while."

by benny boy19 May 31, 2007

Facefront

When you lay dick side down.

Shadow's mom put him in the river Facefront down.

by ItCourtney6636 September 14, 2010