febreeze

A friend who you always want to have around to make stinky situations all better. Crucial for those who are prone to awkward situations or depression.

"Hunny, you're my febreeze! You always make everything better!"

by Diters December 12, 2005

nigga febreeze

similar to "nigga please"

nigga febreeze, I don't play dat shit.

heeyeah.

by bubbajones September 16, 2005

fabreezio

Reference to someone who is absolutely miserable.

Phil is terrible. In fact, he is the ultimate fabreezio.

by Dailey September 1, 2008

fabreeze

chilling around the beach or pool.

Hey do you want to go fabreeze?

by ily bio class April 27, 2007

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

febreeze?

a fabric freshener/ household cleaner. now a slang word used as a substitute for the phrase "for real?". usually follows an interesting, previously unknown, or unbelievable statement.

:"yo, cuh, i just saw tupac up in that burger king we just passed!"

:"FEBREEZE? i knew he was still alive!"

by ricky kendall April 14, 2007

febreeze

used instead of fo real

Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?

by .:b-e-n:. August 3, 2007