This is an acronym meaning for the pussy. This can be used two ways.
1. A guy or lesbian who's current number one priority is sexual stimulation from women and their *****. May be a perv, child rapist, or just a normal guy who is currently horny.
2. A guy (or sometimes even girl) who is showing weak behavior. This may be expressed through laziness, literal physical weakness, extreme stupidity, or unwillingness to take a leap of faith or do a risky task.
This is a very new meaning of this acronym, however, this meaning is slowly gaining popularity.
1. A guy or lesbian who's current number one priority is sexual stimulation from women and their *****. May be a perv, child rapist, or just a normal guy who is currently horny.
2. A guy (or sometimes even girl) who is showing weak behavior. This may be expressed through laziness, literal physical weakness, extreme stupidity, or unwillingness to take a leap of faith or do a risky task.
This is a very new meaning of this acronym, however, this meaning is slowly gaining popularity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over their is incredibly hot in her bikini but can you stop being FTP for a moment and finish listening to what I'm saying?"
2 a.
Person 1: "But I don't feel like working out today. I'm just too tired from not doing anything productive whatsoever."
Person 2: "stop being so FTP and get some meat on those scrawny toothpicks you call biceps"
2b.
person 1: "you know, bull testicals are considered a delicacy in some regions. Want to try some with me? They might surprise you."
person 2: "I think some things were meant to be left uneaten..."
person 1: "Come on. You won't know until you try. Stop being so FTP."
2 a.
Person 1: "But I don't feel like working out today. I'm just too tired from not doing anything productive whatsoever."
Person 2: "stop being so FTP and get some meat on those scrawny toothpicks you call biceps"
2b.
person 1: "you know, bull testicals are considered a delicacy in some regions. Want to try some with me? They might surprise you."
person 2: "I think some things were meant to be left uneaten..."
person 1: "Come on. You won't know until you try. Stop being so FTP."
by tianang December 27, 2010
When you're going down on a girl and you start playing with here pussy. It's equivalent to playing with her pussy but you need a more elaborate word to describe the action. When you fondle her pussy you are FTPing her.
by FTPer January 25, 2011
A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.
Wende: Let's go FTP!
Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
Wende: Let's go FTP!
Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
by Leif April 08, 2005
Fuck This Place!
Usually said when you're in a shithole of some sort like the middle of a nasty jungle or a hot desert.
Usually said when you're in a shithole of some sort like the middle of a nasty jungle or a hot desert.
by Admiral Fuber August 01, 2010
by Lil_JizzStain June 01, 2020
guy1: hey sexy ladie, come over her and give me some kissie's
girl: *slaps the guy in the face*
guy2: ohhh girl FTP
girl: *slaps the guy in the face*
guy2: ohhh girl FTP
by milFRO September 29, 2006