FTL

Instead of FML which means fuck my life, FTL means fuck their lives or fuck their life.
Omg people are soooo stupid FTL!!!
by mollyj98 April 10, 2009
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Whats brown and sticky.... a brown stick, FTL = Follow through Laughing!! eg: alternative to LOL, use it!!
by ftl bodmin massive May 18, 2009
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FTL = For The Legs

Continuing the FTW tradition, yet breaking it.
I only dated her FTL.

I subscribe to Playboy FTL.

FTL, MAN! FTL!!!!
by LonelyDingo July 25, 2006
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1337-speak for "Flip(s) The Laptop", which describes something crazy and/or awesome.
"Damn, this game FTL!"

"This video will surely make him FTL!"
by Terrificy August 10, 2008
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someone who is not a randall; (see randall)
See that clown over yonder in the blue uniform? He ain't no FTL.... he's a randall.
by Anonymous August 08, 2003
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The opposite of FTW (For the Win)
An acronym for "For the Loss"

You say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab-asses.
"People who think FTL means "For the Lose" are taking english tests FTL"
by selekta October 12, 2005
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Chaneese: “why did you lick the bus window?”
Alex: “lily told me to do it ftl
Or:
Grace: “should I flash everyone?”
Izzy: “yeah go on. Do it ftl”
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