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FTB

"From the back" phrase used to describe how you would like a negative person or someone you can't fuck'n stand, to suck on your balls, while placing their entire nose in the crease of your ass "from the back" seems like the most logical approach for some stupid mother fucker to lick on some nuts. Excuse me I'm sorry you didn't see me standing in line now please get behind where you belong and suck my nuts "from the mother fucking back" u stupid ignorant idiot & by all means let ur ugly wife get n there too
Yeah that sounds great no why dont u lick my nuts "From the back" FTB
by HighlySuspect August 14, 2018
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FTB

'For The Bants' - literally doing something for the sheer banter, or to achieve later banter with fellow banter seeking colleagues.
Eric: Here, why don't we get plastered tonight, you know, FTB?
Scott: FOR THE BANTS!!
by Calum yiken? April 25, 2009
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FTB!

(Full Time Bellend)
Someone who is Constantly annoying and makes him/herself look like a prick
God! He is such a FTB! I just want to smack him in the face!
by J 2 the bear October 19, 2008
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FTB

FUCK THAT BITCH
It is often considered the Hakuna Matata of our generation. Inspired by the lone men of this world who are tired of the deeds of the treacherous bitches out there, it is a shinning beacon of light and hope in such a dark and unforgiving world in where a bitch is constantly trying to put you down. When a bitch is giving you a hard time, one simply says "F.T.B.!!!!" and all is resolved. It isn't simply a quote from a party, a phrase developed for laughs, or a motto one uses to look cool. It is a way of life, a standard that everyone should live their life by in the face of all the bitches out there.
Johnny: My girlfriend just dumped me to fuck another guy. I feel like shit

Tim: Yo FTB!!!!

Johnny: Thats right!!! FTB!!!!
by MagicSuperman November 28, 2009
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ftb

acronym for Fuck The Bullshit.
basically means to just stop caring about insignificant stuff.
life's got you down? well FTB and have fun.
by decoy November 26, 2004
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ftb

A game ("Fuck That Bitch"), best played with 2 or more people, similar to the 1-10 rating scale. However, it is much more simple, given that there are only 4 (sometimes 6, if you wish) rating levels.

Though the origins of the game are still debated, I do know that it started at a senior HS trip to Ft. Wilderness, Orlando, and became a full-fledged game back in Miami.

FTB - Fuck that Bitch. You want to fuck her, and you want to fuck her now.
CB - Cum Bucket. You'll hit it alright, but it's not quite an FTB.
NA - Non-Applicable. You'll just have to pass; there just isn't something right about her.
SWG - "Star Wars Galaxies." Yep, looks like something straight out of Star Wars Galaxies, the game. Like a hutt. Big and nasty and slimy. Reserved for the lowest of the ugly.

That's the simplified version of "FTB" however you may add up to two more:

JB - "Jail Bait." Can be either a CB or an FTB, but is too young for you to touch...legally, that is.
SFTB - "Super Fuck That Bitch." Only one woman may have this distinction. She is the best of the best. An SFTB may only be changed if another, even hotter, SFTB comes along.

You may also shout "FTB (or SWG), NO SHAME," really loud, if the particular FTB or SWG is strikingly hot/ugly.
"What do you think of her?"
"Eh...N/A."
"And her?."
"N/A"...
"OH SHIT FTB!"
"FTB! NO SHAME!!!"
by Eric Biotch May 8, 2006
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FTB

by RayHuge1 January 3, 2010
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