nikolai fraiture

A young man who hides behind his hair, and bears a strange and very strong resemblance to a friend of mine.

Nikolai ran into the room dressed as a wizard, and hid in the corner.

by caro November 4, 2003

fraturday

A fraturday is a Saturday in which Fraternity bros get dressed in their "frattire" (polos, backwards hats, khakis, and frat flops) drink beer on the "fratio" while grilling and playing brotastic music along the lines of Oasis, Third Eye Blind, Dave Matthews, and many others

"Dude we were fratting so hard last Fraturday"

by Killarney March 17, 2010

penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

nikolai fraiture

bassist for the strokes. has great hair, a beautiful smile and excellent taste in just about everything. he may or may not be jesus.

nikolai fraiture gives good bass.

by n.s. January 4, 2004

factored

Adjective: Showing or expressing the symptoms of taking drugs, most commonly pot. AKA Stoned, High.

Rory was very factored during the test.

Rory got factoed before the test.

by FactorMaster January 31, 2004

Nikolai Fraiture

Oh, what a sweetheart. Nik is the amazing bassist of the amazing band The Strokes, coming from the big apple. Nikolai's quiet with a nice smile and a simple sense of humor. He doesn't seem to be quite so twisted as the rest of the Strokes. Don't get me wrong, I love the Strokes. But admit it - they are twisted. Yea, it's funny, but they're twisted :D. Anyway, you don't think of Nik as being funny, but if you watch the Strokes home vids on their website, or if you've seen In Transit, he's hilarious. I love Nikolai Fraiture!

Nikolai pretended to beat up Albert in the airport, actually stole his money (or something), and actually ran away. (That's from In Transit.)

by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive (yeess, I can multi-task!!) February 11, 2005