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George Foreman Guarantee

It is the highest form(around 100%) of any guarantee followed by the Men's Warehouse Guarantee(around 75%) and then the Ed from Jersey Guarantee (around 25%). The George Foreman is not to be violated and the punishment for such violation will be harsh.
Rich Davis: Covino, bro I George Foreman guarantee that Spot will get some this weekend.

1 week later...

Covino: It is now time for Rich's slap in the face and pie disgrace for violating the George Foreman.

Rich: I should've gone with the Men's Warehouse.
by BeastlyDoughboy January 10, 2009
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eric foreman

A sexy scrawny little neighbor boy.
Oh I will be all alone this weekend in my big house. I wish some scrawny little neighbor boy could come keep my company
by ASS April 21, 2005
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George Foreman

Former heavyweight boxer and grill maker who was recently discovered to have no fingerprints due to a tragic accident in his early grill making life.
Former heavyweight boxer George Foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the Miami International Airport today.

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

A spokesperson for the MIA, Terry Noble, said "It has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to Mr Foreman." He also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.
by Borange January 14, 2006
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jon foreman

Switchfoot lead singer. Recently released two solo EPs, and has an amazing voice, and is a extremely talented, mature individual.
jon foreman is Third Only to John Lennon and Jesus.
by No one..in particular. January 11, 2009
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Eric Foreman

Red Foreman: son you don't have bad luck
Eric Foreman ...
Red Foreman: it's just,.. your a dumbass....
by Zenjamintraverse June 1, 2018
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Why you all up in my George Foreman

It means why are you all up in my "grill" or face.
by xKRIZZLYx July 19, 2010
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George Foreman Grill

An act of anger towards a malfunctioning lap-top computer. The user deposits a turd on the keyboard and squashes it into the screen and keys by pressing it shut, much like cooking with a Foreman Grill.
My notebook froze up for the last time today. I destroyed it by performing the George Foreman Grill.
by Chumley July 22, 2008
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