fisics

some dumb fuck doesn't know how to spell physics correctly.

Joe is a dumb fuck for spelling physics like fisics.

by AnalPulse97 July 15, 2016

Fidim

A small dog, diminutive of Fido.

Come here, Fidim. Good boy.

by Patricio Fagalde December 15, 2003

Fiduciary Droop

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.

Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

by The Original DB April 24, 2016

FINICKING

Finicking - verb, pest tense: finicked
derived from: finicky

The behavior of swiping 'yes' to or liking everyone on a dating app in order to get matches, then after matching looking at their profile and un-matching immediately after because you're not interested.

A time consuming way to find out who's liked you on a dating app, but with the option of un-matching if you don't like them.

Ex. 1
Julie: How are you getting so many matches on Bumble Sarah?
Sarah: Oh, I've been finicking for weeks.

Ex. 2
Joe: Damn it! Not again...
Bill: What happened?
Joe: I just got a match notification, went to check her out, and when I went back to the matches screen, she fucking finicked on me!

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA June 23, 2017

fiduciary

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fiduck

To fuck in a way that is playful and shameless. One who "fiducks" could be shootin' the shit with others or simply humping someone's brains out. Fiduck is also typically used by psuedo Canadians to express disbelief, confusion, or malcontent as seen in the first example.

1. "Fiduckin' eh!"
2. "You are a fiducking tool!"
3. "I got fiducked last night"
4. "You are one messed up mother fiducker"

yeah... you can pretty much make up anything you fiduckin like...

by dan/mike December 24, 2005

Fidiot

Fid E ut ---Fucking Idiot, total reject. A person whom an idiot who think, now there is a real idiot. Dumb ass who has no true meaning on why they have infected the gene pool. One who's daddy should have used a condom. A person who stumps you when you think you have seen it all.

I just got this call from a customer and he wants us to give him another keyboard. His does not have any keys, i asked him to turn it over, Oh he says, never mind. What a Fidiot.

by Skeeter 64 May 21, 2009