fidget spinner

A small petite female crackhead that is tweeking.

Look at the little crackhead I would like to play with that fidget spinner

by priddygood September 15, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Autistic looking stress relieving bullshit.

My fidget spinner made me look gay.

by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

fidget spinner

satanic toy sent down by lord shrek

he dude is that your fidget spinner

by lord shrek September 17, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018

fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

by Imwy June 19, 2017