Fecal Fiddle

A sex act involving oral stimulation of the anus while the person is farting.

Kirk's lunch of chilli gave Allyson good harmonics when she was playing the fecal fiddle.

by Davis 205C September 21, 2006

fiddle-sticks

1. an expression used to show an upsetting emotion.

"Oh fiddle-sticks, I broke my new passion pink crayon."

by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005

skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

by nick shredder June 17, 2011

second fiddle

an inferior position (see also play second fiddle)

He hated the idea of playing second fiddle to his rival.

by Light Joker August 16, 2005

Finger Fiddle

Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!

Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.

by -Kley- February 21, 2009