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fartbox

fartbox noun /ˈfärtˌbäks/ A generic, styleless condominium or apartment complex—typically built from the 1980s onward—that exhibits minimal architectural distinction and contributes little to the cultural or aesthetic character of its surrounding community.
Developers tore down the church to make room for more fartboxes.
by Auxpr July 16, 2025
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Fartboxing

Farting in an unventilated area typically under a blanket to either cause distress to the next person to use the area or to enjoy the gassy goodness of sulfur and methane for ones pleasure.
Kyle: It smells so bad in here
Ben: But no one has been in here for the past half an hour!
Kyle: They must've been fartboxing
by LmaoZedank August 26, 2022
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FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.
Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?
by SnailR March 12, 2021
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