fartonet

It's just me ;)

by fartonet July 27, 2003

Fartonomous

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.

My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.

by Miguanto August 20, 2013

fartonimus

when yo moms rip one

moms that was fartonimus

by booger sniffer2 October 6, 2020

Andrew Farton

To have no pants.

I went fishing Andrew Farton happened.

Maui dolphins have been andrewed.

by Farton December 14, 2018

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 22, 2024