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A very large lorry or truck park associated with border crossings, particularly instances arising from mismanagement.

Etymology: Portmanteau of "garage" (English, noun, from French "garage") and "Farage" (from "Nigel Farage", failed British politician).
Tommy's business went bankrupt because his lorries where stuck in the Kent Farage for two weeks.
Farage by trollson trollson December 17, 2020
Verb. The phenomenon of aging faster than is normal, due to being a hateful cunt.
That mouthpiece on Twitter has really started to farage in recent years.
Farage by Boris Bridge May 30, 2023
Used to describe something that seems attractive on the surface, but will give you turbo-cancer/injury/death

Can be both adjective or adverb
"Are you sure about this Carl? Assaulting on foot over this terrain feels a bit farage"

"I know it's supposed to be mouldy, but this is farage fromage"
Farage by Acid Monkey303 June 14, 2024
To speak from a position of ignorance, while convincing others to do something stupid.
Stephen: I told him it would be okay to pet the alligator. They're actually very friendly towards humans.
Dave: So that's why he's in hospital. You made a right farage of that.
Farage by EgalitarianOne December 11, 2025
Farage has the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair left on a dashboard in July.
Farage by rightsideofhistory January 20, 2026

Farage of cunts 

Collective noun; a Farage of cunts. Named after ridiculous frog faced far right populist and failed politician Nigel Paul Farage.
Theresa May and her cabinet are a right proper Farage of cunts.