Eye Fuck

1) when you think you see a hot chick and it's a dude with long hair. 2) When you think you see a hot chick from afar, but upon the close up walk by you see that she was a 'good from afar, but far from good'. 3) When you are checking out a hot chick who is walking by, you pause and wait to look as she passes behind you and the chick that actually walks by and you look at is a hag.

I thought I saw a hot chick, but it was just a dude with long hair; what an eye fuck that was.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

Eye fuck

archaic, from 1980s, but for old people, still useful. "Hard stare."

From 1988 Baltimore, one detective says to the other, as they watch a man they just convicted of murder brought out of the courtroom, "Is it time for the ceremonial eye fuck? I think we've earned it." As quoted by David Simon, Homicide, A year on the killing streets, 1991.

by Legal Scholar Adam March 24, 2015

squinty eye fuck

A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of

"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"

by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016

lazy eye fucking

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008

Tender Loving Eye Fuck

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011

fuck eyes

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

by Jazzual March 24, 2013

fuck eyes

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.

Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."

by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007