1) when you think you see a hot chick and it's a dude with long hair. 2) When you think you see a hot chick from afar, but upon the close up walk by you see that she was a 'good from afar, but far from good'. 3) When you are checking out a hot chick who is walking by, you pause and wait to look as she passes behind you and the chick that actually walks by and you look at is a hag.
by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017
Get the Eye Fuckmug. by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016
Get the squinty eye fuckmug. when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going
by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008
Get the lazy eye fuckingmug. by dr.suess 101 January 17, 2016
Get the Eye fuckingmug. A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.
"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."
by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011
Get the Tender Loving Eye Fuckmug. There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.
by Jazzual March 24, 2013
Get the fuck eyesmug. Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007
Get the fuck eyesmug.