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by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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Expectations

What you want to happen even though it never aligns with reality
On his way to the party, Tom thought his expectations (fucking Summer) would align with reality. To bad he found out it was an engagement party.
by Hurtingchampion May 27, 2011
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Great Expectations

An extremely boring novel by Charles Dickens, following the story of Pip, a little kid whose parents died. His sister, Ms. Joe and her husband Joe raise him. Ms. Joe is actually a fucking dick to Pip. I zoned out at this point but Pip went to Ms. Havisham’s mansion. Havisham is this crazy lady who was left at the altar and instead of getting over it, she stopped all of her clocks, never threw away the food and never took off her dress. She also had this adopted (i think) niece named Estella. Pip starts simping hard for estella, and again i zoned out but Pip was simping so hard that he followed estella to London. He became a douchebag to try and impress her, but his London joyride was running out of funds. When he found out who was giving him the money, it was some criminal he met in the very beginning of the book and instead of being grateful he was upset it wasn’t Havisham. Idk what happens after that but honestly i’m not looking forward to reading the rest.
hey man wanna read great expectations

“id rather fuck my dog
by lowqua1itynerd January 23, 2020
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Expectastetions

The way something is expected to taste.
The Bulla fruit 'n yogurt did not meet his expectastetions.
by JezAlmighty January 1, 2011
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expectacular

Analu is expectacular
by justj3sse December 1, 2020
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Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.
The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019
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The Expectable Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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