etherkiller

Device for instantly killing computer equipment: an Ethernet jack on one side, spliced to a power cord on the other end. When plugged into an internet port, floods the computer with electricity, thus destroying it. Invented by the BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell) from Simon Travaglia.

The IT guy was pissed off about being fired, so he took his etherkiller from router to router, frying them.

by Aqua_Mann January 10, 2008

eternal wipe

when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.

Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."

by Joe Bough October 7, 2006

Eternity Code

A code based on an entirely new, made up language. The language is usually known by a single person (the one who made it up). A code of this sort would theoretically take an eternity to crack, thus giving it it's name.
There is no single Eternity Code; anyone could make up their own, though it would take a lot of time because a whole new language would have to be thought out.

Read Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer, as I don't have my own example.

by Dan30 January 1, 2012

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.

by charmander<3 December 28, 2005

ether day

a celebratory event that takes place every year on december 4th to commemorate the release of the song "ether" by rapper nas. things to do on ether day: bump ether, bump jay-z crying on hot 97, discuss the long term effects of ether, congratulate people on youtube, etc.

1: damn, twitter, youtube and hip hop boards are filled with this ether shit, what's that?
2: happy ether day

by naswon01 December 4, 2010

ethereal

you❤️

“hey do you know what ethereal means?”
“yeah the person reading this is ethereal”

by one direction is my favorite December 21, 2020

eternalism

Eternalism is a philosophical theory that time is just another dimension, that future events are "already there", and that there is no objective flow of time. It is sometimes referred to as the "block time" or "block universe" theory due to its description of space-time as an unchanging four-dimensional "block".

Eternalism is the picture of time delivered to us by the special and general theories of relativity.

by Soel January 23, 2015