Patykus Erectus Maximus

Warrior with great penis

I wish I was Patykus Erectus Maximus

That shit's so PEM

by blahblahblahx4 January 22, 2009

Homo Erectus

latin for "gay erection"

Michael has a homo erectus right now!

by buttsecks! April 4, 2009

Bromo Erectus

A bro with an erectus, usually found in the presence of a couple fine ass bitches.

Dude i went to the strip club last night and i walked in a Bromo Sapien but walked out a Bromo Erectus.

by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours

Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

erectus nipperosis

The condition of nipples being erect and protruding from clothing.

That girl has a serious case of erectus nipperosis.

by Father Nature August 15, 2012

Erectom

The overly worn exceptionally available inverted cock catcher. If pulled inside out or"pink socked" will be the exact shape of the last cock or 200 that had the hardly fortunate oppertunity to give a shot at smashing a ass completely flat. But this ass is no stranger to the game insuring try after try and fail after fail.

This dude or chick or whatever the fuck they wanna identify as erectom got wet hard and ready soon as I walked in the to commence the anal smashing!!!

by Mufasa meek September 26, 2018