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The Equestrian

As you are having sex from behind with your pants on, Your are balls deep in your baby's mama. Near climax, undo your belt and toss it around in her mouth like a bridal. Slap her ass and say "Giddie up" until she walks out and never calls you again.
John Frist: I finally gave Merlen's mom the Equestrian.

J lo: Wow how was it.

John Frist: it was Ok but I kinda want her to call me back but i finally got the balls to call her back and she said neh.
by Clayton Larmie July 3, 2006
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Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.
"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."
by Yeeetothehawwww April 15, 2021
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Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend
Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day
by anonymous August 22, 2021
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Star Worm Equestrian Mod

A very cool Minecraft Mod adding knees to horses.
- I’m tired of minecraft horses having no knees!
- get Star Worm Equestrian Mod! it adds knees!

- OMG! HAND THE MOD OVER!
by downloadswem June 22, 2022
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