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El camino real

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Translates to the king's highway. The original road built during the spanish colonial era runs from Baja California del sur thru Calif up to the north of Sonoma a significant portion of it runs through tby
The san Francisco bay area; specifically mostly down the san mateo county peninsula.starting just south of daly. City. Where. It transitions from mission blvd to y ecm. It then runs down the peninsula to san Jose. Most of it runs through a polyglot melange of shopping centers. Car dealerships restaurants hotel and motels and the like.
I was gonna take the el camino real instead of "280" from daly city down to san Jose to see how long it takes
I was in stop and go traffic the whole way down! And it took all afternoon to get there!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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El Camino Snowplow

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Man, have you tried the El Camino Snowplow? It’s the best Cold IPA I have ever had!
by Swigmaster November 23, 2022
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dirty el camino

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The act of pouring cherry NyQuil into your vagina. Then, you sit on your step-sibling’s face while whistling La Bamba. Usually done in a Mexican cantina in Minnesota. If it’s done outside of Minnesota, it’s known as a sparkling Kia Sedona.
“Hey, sis. I have a little tickle in my throat. Would you mind giving me a quick dirty El Camino while we are at this authentic Mexican Cantina in Minnesota? If you wouldn’t mind sharting a wild cherry Luden’s cough drop into my mouth afterwards, I would really appreciate it. I think I am coming down with a little cold.
by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022
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Bitter El Camino

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This form of unenthusiastic anal sex is modeled after the classic American muscle car. Go fast, go hard and finish with a heavy load left in the back.
Tim: Yea my wife wasn't really in the mood but let me give her a bitter El Camino anyway. God bless her heart.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
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{Verb}
Inflected Forms: El Camino, El Caminoing

The act of having your girlfriend stolen from you by a short Mexican or Hispanic kid. Victims who are "el caminoed," are subject to depression and low self esteem for weeks or months after the incident.

SEE: el cathedralled
John: Hey George, are you still going out with that chick you hooked up with at the party?
George: no she went with Juan...
John: haha bro you just got el caminoed!
George: fuck my life
by PreachinPeaches November 2, 2009
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The act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. This is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years If you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to piss off the big man upstairs.
Patrick: hey man so what happened with you and emily?

Mike: ......she is dating Rafa

Patrick: THAT SHORT FAG WITH THE BIG HEAD?

Mike: *sigh* yeah man

Everyone in the world: EL CAMINOED

Mike: FML
by vagman:) November 4, 2009
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