Egyptian Battle

When a certain Hossam Abdou and a certain Jacob Yousef face off in a 1v1 fiFA battle and the winner is crowned the EGYPTIAN WINNER.

1. Let's do an EGYPTIAN BATTLE!
2. Jake: "I'm so much better than you at fiFA. I've beaten you the last two times."

Hossam: "I'm clearly better than you."

Steve: "EGYPTIAN BATTLEEEEEE"

by carlsapphire December 9, 2010

egyptian cotton

A fine, lustrous cotton grown in Egypt.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.

"This sheet made of egyptian cotton is superior to the others as it feels softer"

by Cazzaca May 27, 2006

egyptian tag team

When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.

Joakim: dude my arms are tired

Ricky: whys that?

Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team

Ricky: that make sense

by Garwald October 27, 2015

Egyptian Mud Shower

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.

That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.

by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023

real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals

“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”

by physically_okay March 16, 2021

New Egypt

A town known as "Neegypt" by the locals in the middle of NJ that nobody has heard of and all the towns around hate for being full of ignorant white trash hicks and cheap whores. You will also still see Trump stickers and confederate flags even though they are from a fucking Union state. Legend has it that you can hear people in camo screaming YEE-YEE from the high school hallways with cowboy hats and boots. Nearly every person under the age of 20 is on drugs, sleeping around, or an alcoholic, and the high school doesn't even have bathrooms anymore since they have been rebranded as cigarette and juul lounges. You can find teenagers hanging out by the radioactive Oakford lake, Potters Square, the well, main street, or loitering in front or basically living in the two Wawas it has. This type of behavior then results in old people complaining on the town facebook page about delinquents. The town probably has more cows than people, and a loose horse or tractor traffic is not an unknown occurrence, and hunting season is like a second Christmas. All guys here in the high school are either wannabe rednecks or fuckboys that use the snapchat dog filter, and all the girls are either thots that wear nothing but Victoria's Secret PINK or trashy mudcrickets that will ride any guy with a nice truck. You can't keep secrets here and nobody can't keep their traps shut for shit, and most New Egypt kids end up working at either IGA or Six Flags Great Adventure, even though they all hate it.

This place is as trashy as New Egypt.

by hasta la pasta bitch January 23, 2019