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Carter Ebert

Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.
"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan
by Kuaneek December 7, 2020
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very ebert

When you look like Roger Ebert and are very judgmental. For example "tsk, tsk--"
Why are you calling me out for this??; you are being very Ebert!!
by Thegundy August 10, 2022
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ebert bester

The best friend someone could have,a child of God and blue eyes
by Hrhffhehxhdbevd January 30, 2017
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