eats like a bird

To consume small portions.

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.

by D-Bruch August 10, 2009

Eats place

A place in which one eats, or somplace one may purchase items intended for cunsumption esp. Items like candy and hostess cakes.

Mom! pull the car over and let's go in the eats place.

by Ibmini February 25, 2009

Eatshitfreak

Very funny Jackmanifold fan who I am mutuals with (I am k.tempest 😎) Jae is mega gay but I am too so it’s chill

Eatshitfreak is the username for Jae’s tiktok right?

by K.tempest October 4, 2021

Uber Eats Mode

The state of constant anticipation of an Uber Eats delivery arriving, even though the food has already come.

"I wish I could just sit down and relax but I still feel like the pizza's almost here..."

"Dude, we finished eating the pizza two hours ago. Sounds like you're stuck in Uber Eats mode."

by puggpu July 10, 2020

Everybody eats

A phrase that is another way of saying “we take care of everyone.” It’s a shorter version of “no one goes home hungry,” and it has expanded to a definition that’s broader than food.

Johnny: “Did you get a raise?”

Pete: “I did, but I advocated for a raise for our support staff too. Everybody eats.”

by The real man of Notre Dame June 2, 2022

Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

estusheary tube

is your tainted esophagus, the passage of air to your brain

When I took that last bong hit i think i ruptured my estusheary tube! -Don't blow yer estusheary tube... dude

by JAXN March 30, 2008