Earth 

The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.

Be proud of youself for coming to this hellhole called Earth.

Earth by *Dee* May 10, 2006

Earth 

The Alabama of space, we humans are stupid, and no aliens want to live here permanantly, they are only passing through.

Hey, look it's Earth, let's not go there.

Earth by Jiub May 24, 2003

Earth 

a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.

Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.

Earth? Who needs the place?

Earth by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005

Earth 

It literally means " Dirt"
The Piece of Dirt that we all live on.
We also Destroy it

You Wanna go kick some Earth into that kids Sock?

Earth by SadDinamik May 16, 2017

Earth 

1. A hospitable life-sustaining planet.

2. A flat mass of land that the universe orbits. At least, that's what a whopping 0.01% of the population have come to wrongly believe.

The earth is not flat.

Earth by Twotorule January 15, 2018

Earth 

A dinosaur shaped planet largely thought to be round due to misconceptions.

Wow, you think the Earth is flat? You uncultured swine.

Earth by WishIWasWaluigi June 29, 2019

Earth 

The most fucked place you possibly could imagine

I live on earth

Earth by HEYDADDY69 October 7, 2019