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New England Earmuffs

My head was cold so she let me use the new england earmuffs.
by HarambesDong March 12, 2020
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Creamy Earmuffs

The act of two men ejaculating into their sex partner's ears, and then following up with a violent incursion of repeated ball slaps against the cum drenched ears, to create a warm sensation on the ears.
In need of warmth jeremy and Anthony cummed on eriks ears to prepare to supply him with creamy earmuffs.
by stupid stan & dickhead dan August 7, 2011
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midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.
by C Weiss March 29, 2008
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earmuffs

Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.
My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.
by DaveBuck July 19, 2005
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German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by Michael Finger August 28, 2008
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brown earmuffs

To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.
"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"
by chrallyo November 12, 2012
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crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.
Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
by Pville69 November 24, 2007
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