Earmuffs

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.

Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.

by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009

earmuff

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.

"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."

by ocean_diver January 11, 2021

Steaming Earmuff

The act of pooping in someones ear.

Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!

by Carymav October 9, 2011

Earmuffs

Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.

Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.

Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.

by Diane the BITCH July 26, 2005

Swedish Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.

John and I gave this asian hooker a nice set of SWEDISH EARMUFFS the other day.

by bill-nie-the-science-guy October 8, 2009

egyptian earmuffs

The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out.

I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night.

by T.J, January 5, 2008

hot pink russian earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

He gave her hot pink russian earmuffs last night!

by Pink Princess June 18, 2006