ewoke

You are ewoke when you are woke on the internet. Alternative spellings are e-woke and i-woke. It can be both be used as a pronoun and as a verb. Not to be confused with ewoks.

George Lucas ewoke when he realized that ewoks aren't real but fictional bear-like creatures from Endor in Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi after reading a discussion on the subject on the internet.

by Dick Sucker 1337 June 14, 2018

Ewok

(verb) To ruin an otherwise excellent film by introducing a cheesy element which attempts to cater to the director's children. In all likelihood, however, they are probably embarrassed by it.

George Lucas totally ewoked The Phantom Menace with Anakin Skywalker's precocious one-liners.

by levis501z March 9, 2010

Ewok

(Verb) Using a simple method to exploit a flaw in a piece of sophisticated machinery, with the intention of disabling it.

In Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Imperial AT-ST's legs were a target of ewoking by rolled logs and tripwires.

by deporteddwarf September 5, 2009

ewok

Sex-crazed midget-bears from the movie star wars. Princess Leia hooks up with an Ewok named Wickett and they end up having hot sex with C3P0 after the Death Star is destroyed.

The Ewok socked the punk-ass droid in the face.

by Ken Benobi March 8, 2003

ewok

Ewoks are pikeys who live on Endor. They fancy Princess Leia, but almost have her Rebel friends for dinner, after nicking their guns and hats. Later they make a drum kit out of Imperial helmets, after throwing rocks at them.

Chief Chirpa, Wikkit The Ewok, and those cute baby ones that make girls go "aahhh..."

by Wikkit August 9, 2004

Noodling the ewok

1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online

Dan: Hey I'M bored and i love star wars
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth

by obi-wanna-blowmi September 3, 2010

ewok slot

an ewok slot is hairy pussy

person 1: man last night I took that girl out to eat and when we got home I had a little desert.

person 2: you talkin about that ewok slot?

person 1: oh yea

by kay 9 June 20, 2011