Wee bastards that steal all our fucking fish an' oil fae Scotland (the better country of Britain). England is a wee bit of a shitehole and should not vote fae fuckin' brexit.
by sionnaich June 03, 2017
Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year
"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
5 minutes later
*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*
"England never fails to rain at the worst times"
by Legokillsfeet June 26, 2016
English Man 1: I'm so proud to be English, we truely are the best nation on earth.
English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.
English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.
by Me1990 December 30, 2007
England is the largest and most populous country that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It's capital is London.
England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).
England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).
The United Kingdom comprises England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. England is the largest and most populous.
by YahooInTheUSA January 03, 2008
An average country, not brilliant, not awful. Everyone in England is stereotyped as ignorant, conceited and horrible, but you can't judge a whole group of people based on what you see in the media, and the behaviour of some pricks. No one I know particulary likes England, and I've lived here my whole life. The stereotype of conceited is just that, a stereotype. How you call a whole country ignorant based on your observation of a minority, I don't understand. Anyway, England is fine, it has its ups and downs, like every country, but it judged unfairly.
England... A country judged as 'ignorant' by people classifying a whole countries people on the minority. Yeah, who's ignorant....?
by StereotypingIsIgnorant. November 05, 2011
A country criticized by America because it isn’t full of people having their teeth removed and replaced with plastic so that they look "cool".
The country that invented the English language and has as much right as America to create and use slang.
A country that invented TV so pig-ignorant people could watch inacurate TV shows about how English people have bad teeth and talk weird.
The country that invented the English language and has as much right as America to create and use slang.
A country that invented TV so pig-ignorant people could watch inacurate TV shows about how English people have bad teeth and talk weird.
England is not to be confused with "Britain."
by Choo-Choo McGrew May 16, 2007