Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

Night elves

the bestest race in War3
even better than them humans or orcs or dead fucka's

the night elves pwn in war3

by weee willy wonka January 25, 2003

dead elves

Referrring to a group of people that is no fun by virtue of acting like puritans, boy scouts, or for their failure to participate. Since the word "lame" has itself been very lame for quite some time, this new term has stepped in to fill that need.

"So did John & Lisa make it out to the club last night?"
"No! Those f*cking dead elves!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

Drawer elves

Elves that live in your drawers.

Sorry about that, it’s just my drawer elves acting up.

by Ffmedic114 December 3, 2018

Blood Elves

The disgraceful race of Horde in the game World of Warcraft. Compared to orcs, undead, taurens and trolls they are pussies. They look like they belong on Alliance. Made available on the expansion pack 'Burning Crusade'.

1. "Blood Elf? I thought you said you were Horde."

2. "There's nothing more gay than a faggot and there's nothing more faggot than Alliance and there's nothing more Alliance than Blood Elves." - Novaraven

by Josie Sphincter August 5, 2008

Barn Elves

A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.

Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.

by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016