The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver
Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
by pipeline69 May 29, 2011
Get the E.T Phone Homemug. When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
by Udegen May 3, 2018
Get the E.T. phone homemug. A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.
by Im Judy :) August 25, 2017
Get the Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Partymug. The Local E.T is harassed by normal people.
by EnV431 April 4, 2022
Get the E.Tmug. by absdfg June 12, 2024
Get the E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazymug. Sick or hung over. Feeling like the lovable alien E.T. did when Elliot found him all pasty and white at the bottom of the river.
by Cardubo November 25, 2020
Get the White E.T.mug. Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.
Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.
Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.
Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.
Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.
by julianhatr69420 August 28, 2024
Get the Julian E.T.mug.