dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

dystextia

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message

Michael: waht yu duin latur?
Haley: dystextia is one of my biggest turn-ons

by Sonny Daze May 22, 2011

dyslexting

When text messages are sent in a different order than intended.

Example of dyslexting...
Text 1: "U and understanding that spending time with Cameron is important"

Text 2: "I love you, T... thank you for being"

by jankstermac October 7, 2010

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

Dyslexic Scab

Phoenix

Phoenix is a dyslexic scab

by Kai.bloop February 4, 2022

im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

by socks are the best December 6, 2017

Dyslexic Driver

A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.

Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019