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dyslexic anorexic

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In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.
Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.
by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010
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A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.
Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt
by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016
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Dyslexism

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When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.
Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi

Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM
by imsoswagizzy July 22, 2021
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Dyslexic Wet Willy

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The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013
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dyslexiasexual

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You have a sexual attraction to dyslexic people,this means you find sexual interests in people that are dyslexic. A new way to expand you sexuality and feel proud of it!
Person 1: Dyslexic spelling mistakes and incorrect pronunciation are so cute! I wish i could marry a dyslexic person!
Person 2: So your dyslexiasexual?
by Lucienne! September 7, 2023
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im dyslexic

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when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic
trips over own foot "im dyslexic"
by socks are the best December 6, 2017
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Dyslexic Driver

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A person on the road who cant concentrate or keeps swerving is called a Dyslexic Driver.
Omg that asshole in front of us is such a Dyslexic Driver!
by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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