Dyslexic 

Chloe Hoogenboom

‘Chloe is such a dyslexic chode’

Dyslexic by Pickflowersnotfights June 13, 2018

Dyslexic Bitch 

A girl that will think a gangsta with tattoo's all over his body, covered in red from head to toe, blunt hanging out of his mouth, showing his glocks and chain's whos name is Pimp G and says that "He's so beautiful, he's also so nice, he couldn't hurt a fly." Shes a girl that sees guys backwards. First used by Dciggs in October 2010. Arpund this time he started using the prases "ENOUGH!!!" and "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!" Possible related to 2pacs "They know we've had enough, but they don't give a fuck."

Shar'iqiana: He look its Pimp G, he's so nice. I love him.
Dcigg's: ENOUGH! You a dyslexic bitch.

Dyslexic Bitch by Opacity October 21, 2010

Dyslexicography 

The act of writing wrong dictionaries, with results usually displayed on English-language street signs in non English-speaking countries or poorly-translated product labels

Dyslexicography examples include: ''WORKING VEIHCLE ENTERY AND EXIT '(Israel); 'PLEASE PAY YOUR PARKING FEE BEFORE EXISTING' (Israel); ''DEFORMED MAN TOILET' (China); 'ERECTION IN PROGRESS '(China) ; 'CHOCOLATE SPREAD IS PERFECT FOR FEELING SANDWICHES'

Dyslexicography by sid_sloth June 29, 2016

Dyslexic by accident 

Somebody who misreads something

"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"

Dyslexic by accident by KP2003 March 25, 2020

dylexic

It is not dyslexic but rather dylexic. When someone has a brain fart while speaking or performing an action and doesn't understand what they are trying to say/do.

Friend :Wanna hear a joke?

Me: yeah sure? tell the joke.

Friend : Walks away*
Me: Bro, you dylexic af.

dylexic by Short aunty 69 May 2, 2021

Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

Dyslexic Carl by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Dyslexic jackass 

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19

Dam bro look at that dyslexic jackass

Dyslexic jackass by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022