Ditz

A ditz, or a ditzy person is someone who is being stupid or day dreaming. It can also be a person of random inclination.

Sarah: Look, I'm a bunny *boingboingboing*
Sammy: Sarah, you are such a ditz sometimes!

by The Quintessential August 24, 2009

ditzy

ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)

sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)

Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....

or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!

by kitty February 28, 2004

ditz with tits

Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.

"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"

"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."

by Timmay D February 26, 2008

deitzer

the act of doing unexplainable things

Although he just bought a light blue Phillies throwback, this mutha fucka pulled a Deitzer and got anotha.

by 215 - north or west July 23, 2003

Dwizzy

To be incredibly exhausted and tired, to the point of deliriousness. Often implies the exhibition of strange behaviours (weird verbalisations and lack of coordination) due to exhaustion.

Originated from a mispronounciation of drowsy (possibly due to exhaustion): dwousy.... Dwizzy

Oh god, I'm too Dwizzy to live

by Slinky Meow May 14, 2012

ditzer

Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.

Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.

by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008

ditz bitch

usually female in gender, typically thought of as, although not predominantly or necessarily blond, but always less than impressive in verbal and communication skills. Sometimes has trouble walking and talking concurrently.

I did not understand one thing that ditz bitch was saying.

by R M E June 26, 2008