ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019

dingaling sting

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..

hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.

by joshxmoore July 31, 2009

Choi-Ding

Choi-Ding is a term commonly used by Asian casino degenerates to describe getting the ever living shit kicked out of them by a caucasian card dealer....usually pertains to the game Bacarat. The term has matriculated to every day vernacular to mean getting the unholy Piss beaten out of you by a monkey or other large disgusting primate. Ex. "Wow, did you hear Larry got Choi- Dinged last night by that chimp that escaped from George Bush's basement." Can also be used as a verb to describe inflicting an ungodly beating on someone or something; typically by pulling ones pants down, farting loudly, then throwing severally spinning crane kicks in rapid succession.

"I Choi-dinged the shit out of that drunken manatee last night"...

by Jimmy flipper-nuts October 13, 2012

Downward Dingdong

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

Ding-a-derry

A state of celebration upon acquiring a brain.

"I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain." -Scarecrow

by The ORIGINAL Lulubelle January 1, 2011

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.

My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.

by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008