Drugstore Vodka

Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.

Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
Person 2: "I love a gift that makes someone say, 'Where am I? What happened?'"

by Jamali November 19, 2007

drugs are bad m'kay

something mr. mackey says m'kay

see also mkultra m'kay

by o)O picasso January 8, 2005

smoking drugs

1. The act of consuming psychoactive substances by the method of smoking (Marijuana, Crack, Opium, Methamphetamine, DMT, PCP, Nicotine, etc).

2. Referring to soft drugs in a way that they aquire the negative aspects of other drugs, notably substances with detrimental physical or mental properties.

1. Smoking is one of the most common ways of using using drugs.

2. Mom-"HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING DRUGS AGAIN?!"
Billy-"Do you mean marijuana?"
Mom-"WHATEVER THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"
Billy-"Not exactly, while certain hard drugs can have you physically and mentally addicted, marijuana and other soft drugs have a very low abuse potential"
Mom-"YOU'RE GOING TO REHAB YOU ADDICT"
Billy-"...ignorant bitch"

by da_infamous_cole June 2, 2008

Drugs not Chugs

When someone prefers some sort of drug instead of alcohol.

I'm not drinking tonight, i'll probably just drop acid! Drugs not chugs!

by drugsnothugs May 15, 2011

Gate Rape Drugs

Male performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and Cialis taken before TSA pat downs or naked body scans to show off your manhood in full form.

Friend : Have fun getting pictures of your junk taken at the airport, maybe they can post them on your facebook.

You : I took my gate rape drugs before hand so I'm all set.

by dalethepcman November 22, 2010

drugstable

Uniformed police officer obsessed with
busting people for drugs

Also see Cuffudled.
Best not smoke it now bro', I just seen drugstable Smith walkin up the High street.

from the cuffudled sentence:
you'll find no cunts on me drugstable.

by mad guerilla July 11, 2005

Elvis didn't do no drugs

An expression used to call someone on an obvious lie, prevarication or falsehood. A way of calling bullshit. Since it is now known Elvis did mountains of drugs, stating that he had always been clean would be obvious bullshit. Origin: Penn and Teller's show Bullshit, where the phrase is used to call bullshit on the various claims of creationists.

Mike: "Elton John invented rap music."
Bob: "Um, right, Elvis didn't do no drugs!"

by the birds and trees May 18, 2008