Driftwood 

A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.

After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.

Driftwood by yousmellliketoothpaste October 22, 2009

Driftwood 

Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.

I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.

Driftwood by daSHEEP February 23, 2011

driftwood 

1. Persistent postcoital wood.

1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?

driftwood by armsnlegs May 23, 2004

Driftwood 

When a penis is only halfway erect

i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.

Driftwood by nikolijubalee July 2, 2011

Driftwood 

The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.

Hey Cutie K, let's to the beach next week and pick up some shells and driftwood.

Driftwood by DebDanger July 25, 2017

The Driftwood Effect 

When a man starts spending less time with the bros: this is generally caused by his hope of "getting some" with his new girlfriend.

Mark: "Hey man, have you seen John lately since he started dating that new chick?"
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."

The Driftwood Effect by Sparkles the Tri-corn May 26, 2012

Driftwood Game 

Making women fall in love with you by taking romantic photos of driftwood on the beach. Because all women find driftwood aesthetically pleasing.

Giga Chad: Why do all the chicks like that artsy guy and not my stupid muscles.

Chris: Dude it’s 2024. Put down the weights and get a mirrorless camera. You need some Driftwood Game.

Driftwood Game by Starwheel July 16, 2024