by Ghost Rider 456 February 11, 2010
Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.
Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse
by Wasabimoto December 13, 2010
That boy in our Spanish class that you're falling in love with. The one with the deep sea blue eyes and the soft colored, cotton t-shirts. You just want to hug him and talk to him forever. He's shy but can hold a conversation. He is always calm and collected and every time you see him, you get the butterflies. He's smart and kind. He's in Robotics and is humble about all his achievements. He's unlike any guy you've met
by MidnightBlooms January 27, 2015
A gay guy who sleeps with all his friends. he doesnt like to go outside. He looks like a bear. he is very pale and creepy. he can get arrested for doing bad things. he doesnt have many friends. in short, a loser
by crazyelephantlover123 August 30, 2010
to Doug;
to take something from someone body else that they have paid for and have it for yourself, most specifically used in reference to food but could be for any item.
to take something from someone body else that they have paid for and have it for yourself, most specifically used in reference to food but could be for any item.
Mickey: Fancy going for a milkshake?
Pauline: I will if you don't mind me dougging one off you.
Royston: I didn't have any money last night so I dougged a drink of Charles, if you fancy coming out tonight I've just been paid though so I can doug you one or two.
Pauline: I will if you don't mind me dougging one off you.
Royston: I didn't have any money last night so I dougged a drink of Charles, if you fancy coming out tonight I've just been paid though so I can doug you one or two.
by imapillowfighter October 18, 2008
A white person who falls often. Actually it's more than that but I'll keep it at often.
One who aspires to be a white collar office worker that never goes home and cries and sleeps away his life under his desk after being rejected by yet another "woman" in his favorite online games World of Warcraft, Guild Wars and Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
One whose nemesis is the sun and its shearing rays of death.
Commonly referred to as DougAss Doog Jug Dog Little One or any other derogatory name that comes to mind.
Can be used as an insult.
One who aspires to be a white collar office worker that never goes home and cries and sleeps away his life under his desk after being rejected by yet another "woman" in his favorite online games World of Warcraft, Guild Wars and Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
One whose nemesis is the sun and its shearing rays of death.
Commonly referred to as DougAss Doog Jug Dog Little One or any other derogatory name that comes to mind.
Can be used as an insult.
by Jesus (Pronounced HEY SOOOZ) February 07, 2008
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