A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.
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Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"
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Get the doucheanow mug.A father, step father, grandfather or frat guy with a dad bod who displays particularly douchey characteristics.
60-year-old Greg: *whistles at girl while walking down the street*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*
Girl: F***ing douchedad. *rolls eyes deeply into the back of her head*
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Get the DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget mug.The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
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