douché!

An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.

Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.

by sweetjanijani June 09, 2011

douché

The opposite of "touché". A retort when someone misses the point entirely.

"I always vote for the incumbent party, because then my vote has greater chance of making a difference."

"douché!"

by httpdouchebagger September 16, 2008

douché

(pronounced like "touché") a word that is said if you are around a douche and they say something douche-y.

Dude, wanna go play some LAX and then smoke some herb?" "Douché!

by umbumboy September 20, 2010

douché

Used as an acknowledgment during a discussion, of a stupid, idiotic, unintelligent, moronic, pea-brained remark made at one's expense by another person.

Me: So listen, I feel like you need to improve your social interaction skills.

Douchebag: YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IMPROVED HER SKILLS LAST NIGHT.
Me: douché

by cmasterchoe May 13, 2009

douché

A cross between douche and touché.

A phrase that can be used to note another party's ability to correct/outsmart your point, whilst at the same time call them a douche for doing so.

(Pronounced 'do-shay')

Tony: Hey, Have you the new Simpsons episodes?

Steve: Don't you mean 'THE Simpsons'?

Tony: Douché.

by Mr Thesaurus stole my words October 08, 2009

douché

This is when you admit that someone's insult was a very witty and funny one.

(Tim and Nick are midway through an argument)

Tim: Well Fuck You!

Nick:Suck My Balls!

Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.

Nick: Douché.

by Vlad von Veggieburgur December 07, 2009

douché

Pronounced (dou·ché)
An expression that acknowledges a douche remark that was a clear low-blow.

-Hey too bad nobody likes you.
-Touché, I'm not well liked.
-More like douché!

by OneLove1 April 06, 2010