douché

Used in the same manner as touché, douché is used when a bro is coming at ya but being a douchebag about it, especially when making a personal jab at you.

Levi: Hey guy, saw you got laid last night, nice job!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.

Patrick: Ahh, douché!

by paddywhacks July 23, 2014

douché

The opposite of "touché". A retort when someone misses the point entirely.

"I always vote for the incumbent party, because then my vote has greater chance of making a difference."

"douché!"

by httpdouchebagger October 25, 2008

douché

(pronounced like "touché") a word that is said if you are around a douche and they say something douche-y.

Dude, wanna go play some LAX and then smoke some herb?" "Douché!

by umbumboy September 20, 2010

douché

Used as an acknowledgment during a discussion, of a stupid, idiotic, unintelligent, moronic, pea-brained remark made at one's expense by another person.

Me: So listen, I feel like you need to improve your social interaction skills.

Douchebag: YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IMPROVED HER SKILLS LAST NIGHT.
Me: douché

by cmasterchoe May 12, 2009

douché

A cross between douche and touché.

A phrase that can be used to note another party's ability to correct/outsmart your point, whilst at the same time call them a douche for doing so.

(Pronounced 'do-shay')

Tony: Hey, Have you the new Simpsons episodes?

Steve: Don't you mean 'THE Simpsons'?

Tony: Douché.

by Mr Thesaurus stole my words October 8, 2009

douché

This is when you admit that someone's insult was a very witty and funny one.

(Tim and Nick are midway through an argument)

Tim: Well Fuck You!

Nick:Suck My Balls!

Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.

Nick: Douché.

by Vlad von Veggieburgur December 6, 2009

douché

Pronounced (dou·ché)
An expression that acknowledges a douche remark that was a clear low-blow.

-Hey too bad nobody likes you.
-Touché, I'm not well liked.
-More like douché!

by OneLove1 April 5, 2010